Thursday, March 31, 2005

Strip 11

Panel 1:

Bob, the Super American, and Dave, the American Super, stand atop the rooftop. Bob still is in hero pose. Dave is more normal looking. Bob on the right.

  • Dave: “The Titantic Twosome? We really need to change our name.”
  • Bob: “Why? What’s wrong with it? I like it.”

Panel 2:

  • Dave: “You would.”
  • Bob: “Now, just what does that mean? Are you trying to call me stupid?”

Panel 3:

  • Dave: “If the shoe fits.”
  • Bob: “…”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “Let’s just find some crime to fight already. I feel like pummeling someone until death. For we are the power of right… and light. We are the TITANTIC TWOSOME!”

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Strip 10

Panel 1:

The skyline of the city. Buildings stand out in the distance.

  • Text: “High above the city, stands a pair of partners ready to take on the world.”

Panel 2:

Close up on more buildings. On a distant building, two tiny figures are visible.

  • Text: “They will battle evil and villainy. They will fight for the rights of all mankind. They will be heroes.”

Panel 3:

Closer, the figures are still in shadow.

  • Text: “These men will continue their battle on all forms of injustice. For they are heroes. They are gods among men. They are…”

Panel 4:

Close up of Bob and Dave in costume, as superheroes. They are both striking hero poses.

  • Bob: “THE TITANTIC TWOSOME!”

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Strip 9

Panel 1:
  • Dave: “You hit a defenseless man. So he hit you back. You still won’t admit you did bad, so your girlfriend hit you. That's all, right?”
  • Bob: “Yeah that sounds about right.”
Panel 2:
  • Dave: “So, will you admit to being an idiot?”
  • Bob: “Why would I admit to being an idiot? I didn’t do anything wrong.”
Panel 3:
  • Dave: “Whatever you say, Bob. Whatever you say.”
  • Bob: “Yep. Because you know I am always right.”
Panel 4:
  • Dave: “You want to go work now?”
  • Bob: “Yeah. I want to go work now.”

Monday, March 28, 2005

Strip 8

Panel 1:

Bob stands outside with his friend, Dave Ross. Dave on the left.

  • Dave: “So, the blind man punched you? Ha ha”
  • Bob: “Yeah, he hit me for no good reason.”

Panel 2:

  • Dave: “And you girlfriend then punched you when you got home?”
  • Bob: “No… it was a slap. I couldn’t believe that one myself. All because she wouldn’t understand why I had to hit him.”

Panel 3:

  • Dave: “And you had to hit him to make sure he was blind?”
  • Bob: “Well, yeah. You know how many fakes there are out there.”

Panel 4:

  • Dave: “...You are such an idiot.”

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Strip 7

Panel 1:

  • Sarah: “What are you talking about? Of course he was blind.”
  • Bob: “And how do you know that? Maybe he was just faking it.”

Panel 2:

  • Sarah: “Because you said so. And he had a walking stick, sunglasses in the pitch black, and couldn’t even defend himself from your attack.”
  • Bob: “OK, but let’s pretend he was faking. Then I was perfectly right to do what I did. Punching him was the right answer.”

Panel 3:

  • Sarah: “BUT HE WAS BLIND!”
  • Bob: “Are you calling me a liar?”

Panel 4:

Sarah looks at Bob. Bob looks stupid.

Panel 5:

Sarah slaps Bob.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Strip 6

Panel 1:

Bob sits on the couch with his girlfriend, Sarah. Sarah on the left side.

  • Sarah: “So let me get this straight. You punched a blind man in the face?”
  • Bob: “Well yeah, but I had to make sure he was really blind.”

Panel 2:

  • Sarah: “Why would you do that? It was night. He was wearing sunglasses. He wouldn’t be able to see with sunglasses on anyway.”
  • Bob: “But, he punched me. That’s the important thing. He punched me in the face. All because I’ve been fooled too often to believe his bull.”

Panel 3:

  • Sarah: “His… bull?”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “I don’t think he was really blind.”

Friday, March 25, 2005

Strip 5

Panel 1:

  • Blind Man: “10:30? The last bus left two minutes ago”
  • Bob: “So?”

Panel 2:

  • Blind Man: “So, if you wouldn’t have argued with me over being blind. I wouldn’t have missed it.”
  • Bob: “...Sorry”

Panel 3:

The blind man hold out his hand, touching Bob.

Panel 4:

The blind man punches Bob.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Strip 4

Panel 1:

  • Blind Man: “Can you tell me what time of the night it is?”
  • Bob: “How did you know it’s night time? I thought you were blind?”

Panel 2:

  • Blind Man: “Because I can still hear the ringing of the church bells every hour. I can listen to the radio. And I sometimes even listen to the television.”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “Oh...”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “It’s 10:30”

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Strip 3

Panel 1:

  • Blind Man: “Why did you just punch me in the face?”
  • Bob: “I wanted to make sure you were really blind.”

Panel 2:

  • Blind Man: “Well, are you happy now?”
  • Bob: “Yeah. You are definitely blind.”

Panel 3:

The blind man slaps himself on the side of the head.

  • Blind Man: “So, can you help me or not?”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “What did you say you needed?”

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Strip 2

Panel 1:

Bob points his fingers at the blind man’s eyes.

  • Bob Cox: “You sure you’re really blind?”
  • Blind Man: “I would think so. I was born this way. Now can you help me or not?”

Panel 2:

Bob makes a funny face at the blind man.

  • Bob Cox: “How do I know that you’re really blind? Just because you say you are doesn’t mean you really are. Prove it.”
  • Blind Man: “I am, OK? How do you expect me to prove it?”

Panel 3:

Bob has his hand on his chin, thinking.

Panel 4:

Bob punches the Blind Man in the Face.

Strip 1

Panel 1:

Bob Cox is on the left side. A blind man is walking towards him, wearing sunglasses. Holding a walking stick.

  • Blind Man: “Excuse me. Can you tell me what time it is?”
  • Bob Cox: “Why do you need to know what time it is?”

Panel 2:

  • Blind Man: “I have to go catch the bus.”
  • Bob Cox: “You have a watch.”

Panel 3:

  • Blind Man: “I’m blind. Can’t you tell?”
  • Bob Cox: “No. Why would I be able to notice that you are blind? It’s not like I’m an expert on the blind.”

Panel 4:

Bob waves his hand in front of the blind man.

  • Blind Man: “Maybe because I’m wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night? I am blind. Really.”
  • Bob Cox: “...Really really?”