Strip 15

Panel 1:

Dave and Bob stand in front of the main desk in the police precinct, criminal in hand.

• Dave: “Pay no attention to my idiot friend here. This man fled from us. He was participating in dangerous activities. And I am certain he has stolen merchandise on him.”
• Bob: “Even though we didn’t see him do it.”

Panel 2:

• Dave: “Yeah…”
• Desk Sergeant: “Quite all right. We just need you to fill out some paperwork for us.”

Panel 3:

• Dave: “How much paperwork, exactly? We’re a bit busy.”
• Desk Sergeant: “Not too much, just a few sheets needing signed.”

Panel 4:

Dave and Bob sit at a desk, filling out papers with two giant stacks of paper next to them.

• Dave: “Remind me never to catch a criminal again.”