Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Strip 72

Panel 1:

Colossal Force stands in front of Bob and Dave.

  • C. Force: “Well, it looks like we have an opening on Team Terrific.”
  • Bob: “I’ll say!”

Panel 2:

  • C. Force: “Yes, well, we won’t mention that. So, we would like to see your prowess.”
  • Bob: “Our what?”
  • Dave: “Our abilities!”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “Well, why didn’t he just say that?”
  • Dave: “Because he wants to look smarter than us.”

Panel 4:

  • C. Force: “AHEM. I am standing right here.”

Monday, May 30, 2005

Strip 71

Panel 1:

The Fist and the Unstoppable stand facing each other.

  • Unstoppable: “Punch me!”
  • Fist: “OK, you asked for it!”

Panel 2:

The Fist punches through Unstoppable. His hand coming out the back side.

  • Fist: “HA! See? My power beats yours!”

Panel 3:

Unstoppable has “x”s over his eyes.

  • Fist: “Admit it. Admit it.”

Panel 4:

Bob and Dave watch as Unstoppable falls dead to the ground.

  • Dave: “You see what you did?
  • Bob: “He just killed the Unstoppable…”

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Strip 70

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave stand in front of Team Terrific.

  • Bob: “If you cannot be hurt, but you can punch through anything. Can you punch through him?”
  • Dave: “Shut up, Super.”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “It’s a valid question. Which one of them has the stonger power.”
  • Dave: “No, it isn’t!”

Panel 3:

The Unstoppable and the Fist stand beside each other.

  • Fist: “No it is valid. Of course I can punch through him.”
  • Unstoppable: “You can not. Nothing can penetrate my hide.”

Panel 4:

  • Fist: “Then, let me punch you!”
  • Unstoppable: “Try me!”

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Strip 69

Panel 1:

Colossal Force stands tall. Blond hair, blue eyes, the perfect looking man.

  • Dialogue: “Colossal Force, with the power to grow to amazing heights and crush his enemies.

Panel 2:

Octal Power stands tall. Blond hair, blue eyes, the perfect looking man.

  • Dialogue: “Octal Power, with the power to shoot laser beams out of his eyes.”

Panel 3:

The Unstoppable and Feather Light stand tall. Blond hair, blue eyes, the perfect looking men.

  • Dialogue: “The Unstoppable, he cannot be hurt. Feather Light, who can fly.”

Panel 4:

The Fist and Hot Chick stand tall. The Fist has blond hair, blue eyes, the perfect looking man. The Hot Chick is a hot chick.

  • Dialogue: “The Fist, he can punch through anything. The Hot Chick , who is a hot chick.”
  • Dialogue: “They are, Team Terrific!”

Friday, May 27, 2005

Strip 68

Panel 1:

Bob, Dave, and the butler stand outside of a door.

  • Butler: “Now, sirs. Team Terrific stands behind this door. I would ask that you both be quiet and in awe of them, or they will get angry with you.”
  • Bob: “I can do that.”
  • Dave: “Me too.”

Panel 2:

The Butler points to Bob.

  • Butler: “I meant him.”

Panel 3:

Bob holds his arms out.

  • Bob: “What? I’ll be good!”
  • Dave: “You better.”

Panel 4:

The butler opens the doors.

  • Butler: “Gentlemen, Team Terrific.”

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Strip 67

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave walk with the Butler through the mansion.

  • Bob: “So, this is where Team Terrific lives?”
  • Butler: “Yes, the Team Terrific mansion is where Team Terrific lives.”

Panel 2:

  • Dave: “Bob, I thought I told you to stop.”
  • Bob: “Oh yeah, sorry.”
  • Butler: “Stop what?”

Panel 3:

  • Dave: “He gets chatty when he gets nervous.”
  • Bob: “Yeah, I will start talking and talking and never stop. It’s just this thing that happens. But I’m fine, I’m not nervous at all. I can tell you that right now. If I were nervous I would just be chatty as all get out…”
  • Butler: “I see.”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “…But I’m not chatty at all I’m just being my normal everyday old self and I can control myself anytime I feel like it not like there’s a problem I can control it just watch me control it you guys will think that I’m mute I will be so silent…”

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Strip 66

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave stand at attention in front of the butler.

  • Dave: “We’re here for a tryout with Team Terrific.”
  • Bob: “We’re Super American and American Super, the Titantic Twosome!”

Panel 2:

The three stand in place.

Panel 3:

  • Butler: “Well, are you going to come in or not?”
  • Dave: “What? Yeah.”
  • Dave: “Of course we’re coming in.”

Panel 4:

Bob and Dave still stand frozen in place.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Strip 65

Panel 1:

Dave and Bob ring the doorbell.

  • Dave: “Now, just act normal and we’ll be fine.”
  • Bob: “I always act normal.”

Panel 2:

  • Dave: “Do you really want to get into this?”
  • Bob: “What exactly are you trying to say? That I act abnormal?”

Panel 3:

Bob makes a goofy look on his face, and waves his arms about in the air.

  • Dave: “That’s exactly what I am saying.”
  • Bob: “Well, how do you like this, then?”

Panel 4:

A buttler opens the door, to see the sight of Bob dancing about, looking goofy.

  • Butler: “Yes, gentlemen?”

Monday, May 23, 2005

Strip 64

Panel 1:

Dave pulls Bob back towards the gate.

  • Dave: “No you don’t. We’re going in there, and we’re going to kick some booty!”
  • Bob: “Let’s not and say we did.”

Panel 2:

Dave releases Bob.

  • Dave: “Why are you being such a wuss now? We’re genuine heroes. They would be stupid not to take us.”
  • Bob: “But I don’t think they will. They’ve always seemed a bit insular to me.”

Panel 3:

  • Dave: “Just do this for me. This one thing. That’s all I want.”
  • Bob: “Can’t you do it yourself?”

Panel 4:

  • Dave: “Bob, we’re a team. I can’t do this without my partner. I need you, to complete me.”
  • Bob: “Alright…but no hugging.”

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Strip 63

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave stand outside of the gates of Team Terrific.

  • Dave: “Well, this is it.”
  • Bob: “Yep, it is.”

Panel 2:

  • Dave: “No turning back.”
  • Bob: “Nope. None at all.”

Panel 3:

  • Dave: “All we have to do is walk on in there. And grab our destinies.”
  • Bob: “Yes. And grab those destinies we shall.”

Panel 4:

Dave is walking towards the gate, Bob away from it.

  • Dave: “Let’s go!”
  • Bob: “Great idea. Bye!”

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Strip 62

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave are on a building top.

  • Dave: “I got the invite as well. We are going to be real superheroes now!”
  • Bob: “We are real superheroes. This just will prove it.”

Panel 2:

  • Dave: “There is no way we can fail this tryout.”
  • Bob: “Absolutely.”

Panel 3:

  • Dave: “I’m scared.”
  • Bob: “Yeah, me too.”

Panel 4:

  • Dave: “What if we don’t make it?”
  • Bob: “We will, or we will make them wish they let us in.”

Friday, May 20, 2005

Strip 61

Panel 1:

Bob atop a building, waiting for Dave to show up. He is in costume.

  • Bob: “Come on Dave. This is too cool for you not to show up now.”

Panel 2:

Dave is behind Bob. Dave is costumed up as well.

  • Dave: “What’s too cool?”
  • Bob: “AHHH!”

Panel 3:

The two turn to face each other.

  • Dave: “What’s too cool?”
  • Bob: “You’ll never guess.”

Panel 4:

  • Dave: “We got a tryout with Team Terrific.”
  • Bob: “You…guessed.”

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Strip 60

Panel 1:

Bob and Sarah are in their chairs.

Bob: “Now, I didn’t necessarily cost you your job.”

Sarah: “Yes you did, there’s no one left in the Boardroom of Crime.”

Panel 2:

Bob: “But just think, that makes you number one now!”

Sarah: “…Wait…what?”

Panel 3:

Bob: “There’s no one ahead of you now for leadership. You are the leader.”

Sarah: “…You’re right. I am the leader, now.”

Panel 4:

Bob: “Congratulations on your promotion.”

Sarah: “Thanks.”

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Strip 59

Panel 1:

Bob has his hands over his eyes. Sarah is in the chair across from him.

  • Bob: “You’re not using your powers on me.”
  • Sarah: “Oh, I would never.”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “You’ve done it all the time.”
  • Sarah: “Well, that was when I was in my cycle.”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “And you’re not?”
  • Sarah: “No, I’m not.”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “I’ll stay this way for the moment.”
  • Sarah: “OK, I’ll start arguing again.”

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Strip 58

Panel 1:

Bob and Sarah sit on opposite chairs.

  • Bob: “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I was a hero, but you are a villainess!”
  • Sarah: “And you just put me out of a job!”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “But think, this is my big break! You should be happy for me!”
  • Sarah: “What about me?!?”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “YOU’RE A VILLAIN!”
  • Sarah: “AND YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.”

Panel 4:

Bob has his hands covering his eyes.

  • Sarah: “What are you doing?”

Monday, May 16, 2005

Strip 57

Panel 1:

Bob (out of costume) steps through the door of his house. Sarah is sitting on the couch.

  • Bob: “Honey, we need to talk.”
  • Sarah: “Oh, really?”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “I know about your job.”
  • Sarah: “Oh, really?”

Panel 3:

Bob stands in front of the couch.

  • Bob: “And I have my own secret to tell you.”
  • Sarah: “Oh, really?”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “Are you going to say anything else, or what?”
  • Sarah: “I don’t want to kill you…”

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Strip 56

Panel 1:

Bob and Blind Fury continue walking.

  • Bob: “She’s the Gorgon Fury.”
  • Blind Fury: “No crap, really? Man, you do have some home troubles.”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “Beats being blind though.”
  • Blind Fury: “Ha! I’ll stay blind, you keep the harpy at home.”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “Well, she’s out of a job now. I’m mainly just worried about how this will affect our relationship.”
  • Blind Fury: “Well, you won’t know until you go and do it.”

Panel 4:

Bob and Blind fury arrive at the police station, standing out front of it.

  • Bob: “I guess you’re right. I’ll head home right now. Thanks.”
  • Blind Fury: “Good luck.”

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Strip 55

Panel 1:

Bob and the Blind Fury are walking down the street with the criminal.

  • Bob: “So, have you thought about joining Team Terrific?”
  • Blind Fury: “Naw, they won’t take a blind man.”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “That sucks. You think they’d take me?”
  • Blind Fury: “They might, you did break up the Boardroom of Crime. Then again, they might get mad for that.”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “Well, I’m going to apply, after I work out my troubles at home.”
  • Blind Fury: “Why? What’s your home problem?”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “Girlfriend’s a villainess.”

Friday, May 13, 2005

Strip 54

Panel 1:

Bob is on the ground, the Blind Fury standing above him.

  • Bob: “What was that for?”
  • Blind Fury: “Revenge.”

Panel 2:

Bob stands up, holding his jaw.

  • Bob: “Revenge for what? You punching me a couple weeks ago?”
  • Blind Fury: “For wasting my time, again.”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “You just felt like doing it, didn’t you? Such a big, strong, strapping, blind man.”
  • Blind Fury: “Alright, I’m sorry. Alright?”

Panel 4:

  • Bob: “I’m sorry too.”
  • Blind Fury: “For what?”
  • Bob: “You know.”

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Strip 53

Panel 1:

Bob and the Blind Fury stand in the alley.

  • Bob: “And now I know, you’re not really blind!”
  • Blind Fury: “But I am blind.”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “Well, how can you do the superhero thing then, huh?”
  • Blind Fury: “Because I have heightened senses and powers beyond those of mortals?”

Panel 3:

  • Bob: “A likely excuse.”
  • Blind Fury: “You know what? After missing the bus, I was really hoping I would get the chance to do this again.”

Panel 4:

The Blind Fury punches Bob.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Strip 52

Panel 1:

Bob and the Blind Fury, in the alley.

  • Bob: “You’re blind? Really?”
  • Blind Fury: “Yes, really. Can’t you tell? I’m Blind Fury!”

Panel 2:

  • Bob: “I always thought that was just some kind of gimmick, not that you were blind.”
  • Blind Fury: “Are you stupid or something?”

Panel 3:

Bob crosses his arms, thinking.

  • Bob: “I…wait. Don’t I know you?”
  • Blind Fury: “I don’t think so, or else you would know I was blind.”

Panel 4:

Bob, finger pointed up. The connection has come to him.

  • Bob: “You’re that blind guy who punched me.”

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Strip 51

Panel 1:

Bob is in an alley, in costume. He sees a man breaking out of a door.

  • Bob: “Stop right there, criminal!”

Panel 2:

Bob chases the criminal down the alleyway.

  • Bob: “I said stop. Don’t you know who I am?”

Panel 3:

Another superhero, Blind Fury, punches the criminal from around a wall.

  • Bob: “I am the American Super!”
  • Blind Fury: “Really? I can’t see you.”

Panel 4:

Bob and Blind Fury standing beside each other. Very reminiscent of the first few strips.

  • Bob: “Well, open your eyes and view upon the magnificence of the AMERICAN SUPER!”
  • Blind Fury: “I can’t. I’m blind.”

Monday, May 09, 2005

Strip 50

Large Panel:

Bob and Dave atop a building, heroes. The sun shines behind them, rays arcing across the sky.

Words: “So ends this adventure of the Titantic Twosome! Stay tuned for more exciting adventure. Next: Team Terrific!”

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Strip 49

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave are in costume, atop a building.

  • Dave: “You have to go home sometime. Might as well get it over with now. The sooner you do it, the better you’ll feel.”
  • Bob: “I know, but…it’s just hard. There’s going to be a lot of explaining to do.”

Panel 2:

  • Dave: “It’ll just get worse.”
  • Bob: “Maybe. Or maybe she’ll get over it. I did let her go after all.”

Panel 3:

  • Dave: “But she’s a villain. Usually, they don’t think about that kind of thing. They think about being evil.”
  • Bob: “Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow. I want to patrol the city for a bit.”

Panel 4:

  • Dave: “Good luck. I’m going to bed.”
  • Bob: “Bye.”

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Strip 48

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave watching the news on a television in a storefront.

Dave: “They got our names wrong?!?”

Bob: “Well, at least they got it some right.”

Panel 2:

Dave: “But this was our big break into the superhero community. This was it for us. Now, they won’t even know who we are from these names.”

Bob: “They might still know. It’s not like there are two guys out there named the Timely Twosome.”

Panel 3:

Dave: “That’s not the point. We did this and now we don’t even get the proper credit. This was big. Bigger than big.”

Bob: “Well, I’m happy.”

Panel 4:

Dave: “You haven’t gone home yet, have you?”

Bob: “Nope.”

Friday, May 06, 2005

Strip 47

Panel 1:

Television news woman Sandra Callahan sits behind the news desk.

  • Sandra: “And in superhero news two new superheroes made a big splash earlier today as they took down the Boardroom of Crime.”

Panel 2:

  • Sandra: “The Boardroom of Crime, the group which has plagued the city for years and been a major thorn in the side of every hero in this city. With teamwork they have been virtually unstoppable.”

Panel 3:

  • Sandra: “Until today that is. Two rookies to the hero community were able to infiltrate the secret base of the Boardroom of Crime and take them out in one swift attack.”

Panel 4:

  • Sandra: “We thank you, American Hero and Heroic American, the Timely Twosome for saving the day.”

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Strip 46

Panel 1:

Police escort the villains out.

  • Captain: “So, what exactly happened?”
  • Bob: “We caught them off guard. And I my powers to subdue them.”

Panel 2:

An officer helps hold up Dave next to them.

  • Captain: “Must be some powers.”
  • Bob: “Well, not to brag.”

Panel 3:

Dave jumps towards Bob.

  • Dave: “I’ll kill you!”
  • Bob: “Help!”

Panel 4:

Dave has Bob on the ground choking him.

  • Dave: “I told you never use your powers on me!”
  • Bob: “aakkk akkk akk”

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Strip 45

Panel 1:

Giant panel. From behind Bob. Bob stands alone. Everyone else in the room is either laying down on the ground, hanging from the lights, or upside down against furniture or the wall. This includes Dave. The only person not in the panel is Sarah.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Strip 44

Panel 1:

Bob and Sarah under the table.

  • Bob: “Just go, now.”

Panel 2:

Bob stands up from under the table. Sarah is running in the opposite direction.

  • Bob: “Alright villains. Now, you’ve made me angry.”

Panel 3:

Bob starts glowing. The villains are all turned to him, questioning.

  • Dave: “Oh, no.”
  • Bob: “Time to face my wrath!”

Panel 4:

White-out.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Strip 43

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave punching villains as more are jumping at them.

  • Bob: “If you give up now, we will tell the authorities you were cooperative.”
  • Random Villain: “Us give up? You are outnumbered.”

Panel 2:

Bob gets punched and is falling backwards.

  • Dave: “But we know something that you do not know.”
  • Villain: “Oh yeah, and what is that?”

Panel 3:

Bob lands in the distance into a table. Dave is still fighting.

  • Dave: “I put a call into the Heroes Union and the police department. They will be here any minute.”
  • Villain: “Really?”

Panel 4:

Bob is under a table. Beside him is Sarah.

  • Bob: “Hey honey, you need to get out of here before the cops arrive.”
  • Sarah: “…Who…”

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Strip 42

Panel 1:

Bob and Dave are striking their heroic poses atop of the table.

  • Bob: “We are the heroes who will bring you all down. We will prove that truth and justice shall always prevail. We are the TITANTIC TWOSOME.”

Panel 2:

Villains look on confused.

Panel 3:

  • Jim: “Get them.”

Panel 4:

The villains pile on the two heroes.